I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Randomize
