you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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