call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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