3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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