I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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