what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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