i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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