i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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