that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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