garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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