Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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