I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
i think im in europe. pls send help
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Randomize