I will die if light touches me.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
we're making bets on your personal life
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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