her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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