Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Randomize
