u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I can text with my tongue
where does the pee come out of this thing
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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