She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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