She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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