He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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