You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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