She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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