party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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