it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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