i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Ladies don't puke and tell
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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