You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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