found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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