The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
my mouth tastes like poor choices
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
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