I look better un-naked...
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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