just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Operation Purity has been aborted
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
