Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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