So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
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