We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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