he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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