we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
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