the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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