so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
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