I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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