We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
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