are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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