You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Can't talk, ducks in the car
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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