He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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