so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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