Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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