Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i dont even know how to be here
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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