You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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