you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Randomize
