You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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