If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
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