i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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