fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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