dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
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