Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
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