I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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