This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Randomize
